Thursday, April 25, 2013

You're too big to fit in here (though)

Omg just after writing the precedent blog post, I started thinking about the iconic, Penis Song, from the raunchy, romantic comedy, staring Christina Applegate, Selma Blair, and Cameron Diaz, whose debauchery and episodes of eroticized humour make for impish and near-tragic results.
I remember, my cousin Azizza and I would hit repeat on this scene, mostly because we loved the pint-sized Chinese woman saying, "it's oozy and it's green," though mostly however, because we were just simply bemused by the tongue-in-cheek song, that really only Cameron Diaz would be a participant of. Because really, after Something about Mary, there was no divine light in which to see her, but within some uterus-shaped blockbuster, coagulating, and writhing in comedic stupor.

I think I'm going to attach the lyrics, for some sing-along...all of you, go grab a mic (mind the pun) let us sing:
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

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